The Officially Canon Comics

The official JArk comics consists of 10 issues spanning from January to October of 2020. The comics are written, illustrated, produced, and distributed by Sawyer using MS Paint. The style present consists of manipulating pre-existing images, most notably the one image of Jarek (JArk) available online.

Plot Summary (So far)
JArk travels into space for a few days and returns home. As an award, the people were about to give him the B, only to find it stolen by JArk. JArk proceeds to travel to away to contact the darkness about a plan to rule the world. Back home, the people use Matthew in hopes of retrieving the B. Matthew finds JArk, but is unsuccessful in retrieving the B, as he is killed by JArk's true form, Rimchard Nixon. 10+28,138 years ago, Jollification senses a disturbance and travels into the future to deal with Rimchard Nixon. Jollification was about to end Nixon, but Nixon challenged him to a game of circular chess. Due to the rules of circular chess, Jollification lost and died. An undisclosed amount of years ago, JArk birthed himself and confronted his mother for a reward. His mother, in a possible attempt at murder, rewarded JArk a glass of mercury with the intent to drink it; JArk drinks it anyways and lives. JArk proceeds to murder his mother. JArk's mother is greeted by Ryan in the afterlife; JArk's mother refuses to enter and returns his home planet, Alabama. JArk's mother finds his son there at Fort Mcnite. JArk then kills his mother again and puts them in a coffin. After rumbling, the coffin exploads JArk all the way to the Nether. Meeting sans, JArk is ambushed by him. JArk is then saved by Vlad the Impaler who impales and kills sans. Vlad then says that JArk will have to hand over the B in 0.546987 seconds if he wants to live. JArk states, "time is a lie," confusing Vlad letting JArk live. JArk, bored because he has no one to kill, goes to NASA and asks for a rocket to go to space. Getting one from NASA, he travels into space. Amidst his elderly years, jArk retires into a depressing room. j e e b u s breaks into jArk's depressing room and tells him the meaning of life.

Production
What exactly happens is unknown.

Trivia

 * Cash and Matthew had created issues, but these are not recognize by Sawyer as canon.
 * Sawyer produced some non-canon filler material, because he didn't have an idea of what to do for Issue 9.